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‘A guide on how to be successful at getting on live TV and radio phone ins, email mentions and meeting and greeting celebrities’
To get a mention, or a ‘shout out’ if your young and hip on a radio or television show is difficult at the best of times. This matter is further complicated however when trying to disguise your intentions to flip the proverbial bird to the targeted show in an effort to promote a rival show, in our case a rival presenter. To achieve such a task requires the utilisation of the 3 C’
Confidence
Construction
Conformist
The three C’s apply to 3 main areas of media intervention.
-Phone-ins
-Email mentions
-Celebrity meetings
Here follows a few tips, which you might find handy when attempting a bit of ‘cross moyles media intervention’. (Try saying that drunk)
PHONE IN’s
The most effective and difficult mean of media mention. The legendary phone in. Whether it is TV or Radio, you’re going to have to play smart to get through live on air. Heres some tips which will help you greatly.
1; Topic
There’s no bloody point trying to get on air with a topic, which has no relevance to what is being talked about on the show in question. Make sure you understand the shows topic of conversation and construct a little argument in relation to it.
2: Personality
Phone in’s are usually screened so don’t even attempt to do your doing your Tony burn impression at this point. You need to appear opinionated, somewhat confident and literate. Your job is to convince the phone operator that you’re a stable and authentic caller. If you can convince this person of your credentials, you stand an extremely good chance of getting on air.
3: Contact details
Usually, if you get through to a phone in and act like an arse the chances are you WON’T receive a phone call back from the shows researchers. Personally I would use my authentic contact details but if you’re planned on air persona is slightly ‘cwazy’, perhaps you might consider using a mobile phone and falsify your contact details.
4:Hurrah! You’re through
Congrats you little scamp! You’ve been contacted and our asked to be part of the phone in. This is where your planning becomes essential. Firstly-
USE THE FIRST 10 SECONDS OF BEING PUT ON AIR CONVEYING YOUR ARGUMENT
This is important as a 10 second ‘dumper’ production activation can cut you off pretty sharpish if you start saying controversial things. No matter what style you choose to use in squeezing out the mention, make sure you appear authentic for the first 10 seconds. What happens next is up to you; make sure you mention moyles, mwo, donkey magic and whatever else you can drop into the conversation.
An effective style, which I have implemented, is appearing authentic and normal throughout the conversation but drop in little phrases subtlety and see how the presenters react to these pro-moyles phrases.
5; Recording
I would strongly advise recording your own mentions if you have the facilities to do so. For the main missions each month, we will have designated recordists so most of you won’t have to worry about such problems. If require someone to record your personal media interventions, make sure you leave a post on the board and arrange with someone to record that particular piece of audio.
ALL AUDIO SHOULD BE SENT TO WEBMASTER TALL PALL AS SOON AS IT HAS BEEN DECODED TO MP3 FORMAT, SO IT CAN BE UPLOADED TO THE ARCHIVE IMMIDIATLEY.
Please see the ‘Who?’ section on this website on where to submit your personal audio clips
EMAIL MENTIONS
This is also slightly tricky considering that your text will be vetoed and most likely edited by the researchers at the TV or radio show you have chosen to target.
Subtlety is a good technique to employ.
For example, rather than print a massive mwo slogan at the bottom of the email why not place subtle moyles mentions throughout. Place terms like ‘donkey magic’, ‘I don’t drink’, in different parts of the email in a way that the targeted show would be unable to distinguish that those phrases are related to the Chris moyles show but listeners would be able to recognise the phrases.
CELEB MEETINGS
If you ever have the pleasure of meeting a c list celebrity, why not try goading them into posing for a picture or get them to sign you an autograph including an mwo/moyles catchphrase.
Any photos taken with a celeb can be easily cough manipulated into an amusing mwo/moyles related image.
When approaching a celeb, no matter where they lie in the celebrity alphabet soup approach with enthusiasm. Do not appear like a die-hard fanatic but give appraisal for their work… as we know the celebrity ego needs more pruning than Mrs sloughcomes pussy.
Hope these tips have helped you, any problems or good tips can be sent to
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